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Song Parodies -> "Don't Eat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat it"

Original Performer:

Micheal Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Eat It"

Parody Written by:

JusSomeGurl

The Lyrics

this song makes more since when u listin to it with the original song playin' N' the background
They told him don't you ever at around here
don't eat the chicken don't even eat the steer
The fire's on high but the meat is served cold
Don't eat it!
You better run you better do what you can,
You don't wanna eat this crud just get yourself out of here man!
You wanna be tough but don't risk your life
don't eat it!
but you're starving to death,

Chorus:

Heat it!
Heat it!
No one a beef Fijita!
Show em'hot pocket, don't eat here tonight
Go some where else, just for tonight
Don't eat it
Don't eat it
Don't eat it
Don't eat it
The waitress is comming better leave while you can!
Come on little boy you know you're not yet a man!
You wanna stay alive better do what you can,
don't eat it!
don't eat it!
It's okay to show them that you really are scared
You're playin' with your life this ain't no truth or dare!
They'll trick you, then they'll serve you. then they'll thell you it's good
don't eat it!
But you're staving to death!
Heat it!
Heat it!
No one wants a beef fijita!
shoe em' hot pocket,Don't eat here to night
Dip it in batter but make sure it's fried
don't eai it!
don't eat it!
No one wants a beef fijita
show em' hot pocket, don't eat here to night
It doesn't matter, but who'll save your life?
don't eat it
don't eat it
"
"
"

Don't eat it!
Don't eat it!
No one wants a beef Fijita
it doesn't matter, but who'll save your life

don't eat it!
( repeat till song fades)





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Guy - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Didn't weird Al do this one? I know you took the negative route with Don't eat it. Still not all that bad. Some good lines, even a chuckle here and there, but check your spelling. It really wrecks the read when you have to stop and figure out what the word is that is mispelled. Keep writing, your parody wit is good and could be finely honed.
cody slusher - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Down hill from here

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