Song Parodies -> Dick Vitale
| Original Song Title: | "Maniac" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Sembello |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dick Vitale" |
| Parody Written by: | John Lomain |
He's just a bald anchor and reporter, but he has become really famous
In the real time world no one knows him at all, but they say he's crazy
Saying catchphrases a million times, it's awesome baby, all right
He just lives for college March Madness, when basketball's really cool
He talks during every game, enough to drive you insane
Yeah he's got fame, but he's really just a joke
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
A college site had his picture as the face of each professor
Was a placeholder until they could get all the pictures in
Just imagine him teaching every subject, that'd be funny, I bet
He looks and sounds like he has mad cow disease
Just look at his bobblehead
Predicted Connecticut, he just felt it in his gut
And quite often on the air he breaks wind
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He talks during every game, enough to drive you insane
Yeah he's got fame, but he's really just a joke
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
In the real time world no one knows him at all, but they say he's crazy
Saying catchphrases a million times, it's awesome baby, all right
He just lives for college March Madness, when basketball's really cool
He talks during every game, enough to drive you insane
Yeah he's got fame, but he's really just a joke
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
A college site had his picture as the face of each professor
Was a placeholder until they could get all the pictures in
Just imagine him teaching every subject, that'd be funny, I bet
He looks and sounds like he has mad cow disease
Just look at his bobblehead
Predicted Connecticut, he just felt it in his gut
And quite often on the air he breaks wind
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He talks during every game, enough to drive you insane
Yeah he's got fame, but he's really just a joke
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
He's a maniac, maniac on the court
He's announcing like he's never done before
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It's been awhile since I last heard the original, but I know it well enough to give a 5 for pacing. In fact, that's what I vote for how funny and overall as well.
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This is view # 303
Lost Years album at Amazon.com
