-> "We are the Borg"
Original Song Title:
"We are the World"
Original Performer:
Michael Jackson/USA for Africa
Parody Song Title:
"We are the Borg"
The Lyrics
There has come a time
When the Federation falls
and we all will join together as one
See your people dying
Oh, and give in to our demands
And plug, yourself into the wall
You can't go on, pretending day by day
That your species can exist so wild and free
We disintegrate whatever's in our way
And resistance is futility
(Chorus:)
We are the Borg
We're a collective
And you will all be part of us one day,
It's our objective
There's a choice you're making
You'll join us or you'll die
And you will see a better way,
No "you" and "me"
We'll cut out your heart
And install a pump for free
and give you gadgets instead of hands.
Then you'll be a part of
our big family
And it won't, be hard to open cans
We are the Borg
We're a collective
And you will all be part of us one day,
It's our objective
There's a choice you're making
You'll join us or you'll die
And you will see a better way,
No "you" and "me"
BRIDGE:
No, there's no way out
You will become a drone
Your distinctiveness
Is added to our own
Well, well, well, now realize
You'll like it if you try
a little laser on your eye
We are the Borg (We are the Borg!)
We're a collective (We're a collective!)
And you will all be part of us one day,
It's our objective!
There's a choice you're making
You'll join us or you'll die
And you will see a better way,
No "you" and "me"
( REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE )
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