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Song Parodies -> "Cup of Tea"

Original Song Title:

"Battery"

Original Performer:

Mettalica

Parody Song Title:

"Cup of Tea"

Parody Written by:

Phony Tony

The Lyrics

This is litterally my first ever parody. Hope someone likes it
Is it really tea time, if so then i wont be fine
I must make some to drink
Were dumbass british bastards, cannot fight the power
of that real hot green tea

Running through the aisle
Got to meet Kyle
For that one cup of tea
What is it with this line
And now i hear "Tea Time"
Have to drink the cup of tea
Got to get it into me
Tea is what keeps me free
Cup of Tea

Got to find the right pot, and get it real hot
so i can take a pee
Now that i have done that, i can get my hat
and end all this insanity

Going out the doorway
dont forget the bug spray
or my good cup of tea
Met up with my friend Kyle
He found a guy name Lisle
all because that cup of tea
and it wasnt just for me
anger rising faster, got to kill that bastard
or kick him in the knee
offer him a warm glass, shoot em in his ass
because of my cup of tea

Time to start the running
got to find some honey
to put in my cup of tea
Got to find the bathroom
or else i will explode soon
because of that cup of tea
All of this because of me
Drinking my last cup of tea
Cup of Tea

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome to AmIRight. Not a bad first attempt by any means, pacing is off and since I'm not British I didn't get the humor in this (not sure if it would be funnier or less if I were). 4s, but very good and fairly difficult Original Song (OS) to parody.
Scrawny Johnny - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
PhonyTony!! Hey man, that was kick-ass!! You literally had me and my mom laughing our butts off!! Like Red Ant said, pacing's off, but the humor was creative! You got good rhyming words which are crucial for a great parody!! Good job, and if possible, keep 'em coming!! See ya later ~

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