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Song Parodies -> "SCHHHRUM!"

Original Song Title:

"One"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"SCHHHRUM!"

Parody Written by:

TheAnswerIsNo

The Lyrics

Based on a true story
TTTO "One" by Matt

I used to eat everything
Gummi bears, fries, and ice cream
Strapped in the chair I start to scream,
This terrible Novacain stops my cries

Now that the dentist is through with me,
I'm waking up and I can see
That there's not much left of my teeth
Nothing is real but crowns now

Smell my breath and you'll wish for death
Oh, Dad don't kill me.

Back in the world its much too real
I eat food that I can't feel
I don't look forward to my meals
Candy no longer a reason to live

Fed like a noob at Warcraft 3,
My enemies all call in multiples of 3
My father is a machine with an accounting degree
Clap my hands with shouts of glee

Smell my breath and you'll wish for death
Oh, Dad don't kill me
Now my teeth are gone, plaque has won
My father's gonna kill me

Dentist imprisoning me
All that he sees
Brown and Yellow
My teeth did not live
My enamel did die
I'm a level 65 elf
Shoddy 4 star hotel

Mountain Dew has taken my sight
I start to screech
Taken my father's hearing
Flapping my arms
Abnormal legs
Decaying hole
Left me a knife and I start to yell
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Phil Nelson - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment
good parody, just where was the chorus?

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