Here is a question I wanted to ask you
Since you've been obsessed with all kind of coffee
That's right, listen carefully
Now hear this riddle closely
Well, you'll be asked "Why do mermaids drink coffee?"
Yes, you were asked, just give me an answer
Now here's your answer...

"When mermaids drink coffee, they might swim like crazy,
And invade the overworld, hoppin' 'round and get hasty.
If a mermaid had two tails,
Then that one shall jive and wail."
You have answered "Why do mermaids drink coffee?"
You've been answered, have a Frappuccino