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Song Parodies -> "This Nasty Rash"

Original Song Title:

"The Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"This Nasty Rash"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ever happen to you?
N-A-S-T-Y rash
You've got a nasty rash

You can itch if you want to
Scratch your back, crotch, or behind
'Cause you've got a rash and it's spreadin' fast
And it won't heal with time

Need to go to the hospital
Before you lose your mind
Find out just what the hell in the world
You've got from that outdoor vine

A nasty rash
(All reddish)

Antibiotics will do
As long as allergies are denied
But you can face repeat and not be too upbeat
If the drug produces a bad surprise (reaction)

Next, will be topicals
Better than mere pills
Hope they go on smooth and the rash remove
Never go back to hiking trails

Thinking back...

That day, this nasty rash, this nasty rash
Everything's out of control
This nasty rash, this nasty rash
Got it on your pole and hole
This nasty rash, this nasty rash
All started with your hands
This nasty rash, this nasty rash
Yes, you took a very hot bath
A soapy bath
To fight this nasty rash
Ugly, nasty rash

You can yell if you want to
Healing takes a lot of time
Burning, itching, oozing, the creams aren't that soothing
Doctor says you'll be just fine

You can itch if you want to
Scratch your back, crotch, or behind
'Cause you've got a rash and it's spreadin' fast
And it won't heal with time

Thinking back...

That day, this nasty rash, this nasty rash
Everything's out of control
This nasty rash, this nasty rash
Got it on your pole and hole
This nasty rash, this nasty rash
All started with your hands
This nasty rash, this nasty rash
Yes, you took a very hot bath
A soapy bath
To fight this nasty rash
Ugly, nasty rash

Damn this nasty rash
It spread so fast
This nasty rash
My body is trashed
This nasty rash
I feel like crap
Ugly, nasty rash
It's a nasty rash
F-cking nasty rash
Hope my girl comes back
This nasty rash
God awful nasty rash

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Jonathan - June 12, 2017 - Report this comment
itching to give this 5s!
Callback - June 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, there was this lengthy parody of a Billy Idol song on a related subject: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyidol18.shtml
Rob Arndt - June 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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