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Song Parodies -> "Underpants"

Original Song Title:

"Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Wear briefs if I want to
Leave the loose boxers behind
Choice of underpants with a nice band
Keeps the boys held firm and aligned

Need some breathing room
Keep my junk in line
Maybe buy some Hanes shorts that are out of this world
Real stretchy, and hug my behind

(Comfort last)

Adjust myself when I want to
Don't want these briefs so tight
Too much for my meat and need some quick relief
Hand in and then a quick slide

Breakin' in 'cause they're so new
Softness has appeal
Once they get removed, hamper into
Laundry with that Downey smell

My underpants, underpants
Large to XL
My underpants, underpants
Holding my sac and pole
My underpants, underpants
Fruit of the Loom is the best
My underpants, underpants
No sweaty, itchy tight mess
I love my underpants
My flexible underpants

No catch up my butt crack
Relaxed fit works out fine
Little bit of loose fit, for my rod to use it
Comfort​ when sitting and reclined

Wear briefs if I want to
Leave the loose boxers behind
Choice of underpants with a nice band
Keeps the boys held firm and aligned

My underpants, underpants
Got a new pair from the local mall
My underpants, underpants
Helps to hold in the bulge
My underpants, underpants
Silk when in a romance
My underpants, underpants
As long as I feel relaxed

Love my underpants
My underpants
White underpants
Nice underpants
Flex underpants
Fit underpants
My underpants
Smooth underpants
Soft underpants
Yes, my underpants
Talkin' underpants
My underpants

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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 5   8

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Jonathan - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment
what are you eating under there? (I know, I'm just the picture of maturity, aren't I?) 5s
Jeff - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Let me be... brief... Fives!!! (bad pun)
Pat Tillson - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Tight underwear is like a big smile… it makes your cheeks go up!
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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