-> "Disney Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Safety Dance"
Parody Song Title:
"Disney Sucks"
Parody Written by:
catmanjoe
The Lyrics
D-I-S-N-E-Y Disney sucks!
Disney sucks because it likes to, screw around with children’s minds
Because they just don't care and since they don't care
Well, they’re no brand of mine
I say, Disney is just gonna corrupt you, I can’t stand the merchandise
And there’s no way we’re going out to Disneyworld
I refuse to stand in a line
Disney sucks
Disney sucks because it likes to, screw around with children’s minds
Because they just don't care and since they don't care
Well, they’re no brand of mine
I say, Disney is just gonna corrupt you, I can’t stand the merchandise
And there’s no way we’re going out to Disneyworld
I refuse to stand in a line
Disney sucks
I agree
The princesses, they make me want to, rip out my freakin’ brain
Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Belle, and Rapunzel
Even Ariel can be such a pain
I say I hate Disney and I don’t want to, watch their crap anymore
I think they suck so bad and the girls on Disney Channel
They make your daughter act like a whore
I say Disney sucks! Disney sucks! They care about stealing your cash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Their shows and films are trash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Never going to Disneyland!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Avoiding it the best I can!
Disney sucks! Oh well Disney sucks!
Ah yes, Disney sucks!
D-I-S-N-E-Y Disney sucks!
Disney sucks ‘cuz they like to, claim everything
The Muppets, Star Wars and even Marvel
Well now, ain’t that just a shame?
Disney sucks because it likes to, screw around with children’s minds
Cause they just don't care and since they don't care
Well, they’re no brand of mine
I say Disney sucks! Disney sucks! They care about stealing your cash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Their shows and films are trash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Never going to Disneyland!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Avoiding it the best I can!
Oh Well Disney sucks
Ah yes, Disney sucks
Oh well Disney sucks
Oh well Disney sucks
Oh yes Disney sucks
You know Disney sucks yeah
You know Disney sucks
You know Disney sucks
Well Disney sucks
Oh Disney sucks
Oh Disney sucks
Oh Disney sucks
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