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Song Parodies -> "Waffen SS"

Original Song Title:

"The Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"Waffen SS"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

DISCLAIMER: This is brutal but true. A very dark parody. Some will be offended, so no comments.
W (w, w, w)…A (a, a, a)…F (f, f, f)...F (f, f, f)…E (e, e, e)....N (n, n, n)
S (Schutz) S! (Staffel)

Ah, we can kill if we want to, we can fortify the lines
From Poland to France and deep in the forests
Stacks of bodies the world will find
We slay, we can blitz where we want to, mix it up in the Russian grind
And we can act like we come from the Fatherland
Killing sub-human slime,
on the offense

Ah, we can kill if we want to, we can fortify the lines
From Poland to France and deep in the forests
Stacks of bodies the world will find
We slay, we can blitz where we want to, mix it up in the Russian grind
And we can act like we come from the Fatherland
Killing sub-human slime,
on the offense

Advancing!

Ah, we can start infernos, burning Synagogues, do war crimes
And we can sub-human beat from their heads down to their feet,
hear the Untermenschen cry and die:

TOT!!!

We slay, we can smash if want to, we exercise our will
Barbarity is crude but it fits our foul mood
Bring a T-34 to a standstill (with skill)
The Waffen SS, the SS, everything under control
The SS, the SS, killing Jews, Reds, and Poles
The SS, the SS, our troops have blood on their hands
The SS, the SS, in the western and eastern lands

SS

All hail the SS

Witness brutal deaths

W (w, w, w)…A (a, a, a)…F (f, f, f)...F (f, f, f)…E (e, e, e)....N (n, n, n)
Schutz (schutz, schutz, schutz) Staffel (staffel, staffel, staffel)

We can kill if we want to, we can hold all of your lives- you swine
And for years abuse them, we pick and choose ‘em
Slave labor to work in mines

Ah, we can kill if we want to, we can fortify the lines
From Poland to France and deep in the forests
Stacks of bodies the world will find

The Waffen SS, the SS, everything under control
The SS, the SS, killing Jews, Reds, and Poles
The SS, the SS, our troops have blood on their hands
The SS, the SS, in the western and eastern lands

Pure hell. Waffen SS
Witness. Waffen SS
Sieg heil! Waffen SS
Sieg heil! Waffen SS
Distress! Waffen SS
Oh-No! Waffen SS
Confess to the Waffen SS
Fear the Waffen SS
Death heads. Waffen SS
Dreaded Waffen SS
Dreaded Waffen SS
Dreaded Waffen SS
Dreaded Waffen SS

Left such a mess…

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