Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
Flop goes the world, by umm... Tokusou!

Someone's gone too far with "All Your Base"
Some certain thing was the big disgrace
Everybody tell me have you heard? Flop goes the world.

Between some new lows, no one's on fire
Called this somebody such a big liar
Everybody tell me have you heard? Flop goes the world.

It goes something like this: (f-f-f-flop)

The worst TV shows had ever made
The worst new games to hit the arcades
Any review that's went absurd
Flop goes the world

The songs that sounded horrible (it seems)
No such smash hit that will cause a scene
Panic! Every boy, every girl!
Flop goes the world

Things have gotten too worse, yuck!
Everybody Loves Raymond still sucks
People getting sick of My Name is Earl
Flop goes the world

Number ones came out even worse
Better find out who's worst and what's (first)
But not second or what else? The third!
Flop goes the world

And every time I wonder how the world went wrong
End up finding some certain campaign titled "cover your song"

And every time you wonder some wrong's gone right
Read up some of tabloids every night & day

Someone's gone too far with "All Your Base"
Some certain thing was the big disgrace
Everybody tell me have you heard? Flop goes the world.

Guilty pleasures are right in your face
Downfalls are all over every place
Everybody tell me have you heard? Flop goes the world.