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Song Parodies -> "The Moron Dance"

Original Song Title:

"The Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"The Moron Dance"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

No, I am not badmouthing the Safety Dance. I like the Safety Dance. The Moron Dance is simply another dance where you dance like a complete moron, as the title of this parody suggests. Trivia: Weird Al Yankovic parodied the shorter version of the OS as "The Brady Bunch"
M…
O…
R…
O…
N…
Moron…
Dance!

You can dance like a moron,
You can make all your friends cry.
'Cause your friends can dance & since you can't dance,
They're gonna wonder why.

I say, you should get out of here now,
Go somewhere wicked far away.
But you can stay here still & keep on dancing,
Though your friends think that it's ghey.
And you can dance.

You can dance like a moron,
You can make all your friends cry.
'Cause your friends can dance & since you can't dance,
They're gonna wonder why.

I say, you should get out of here now,
Go somewhere wicked far away.
But you can stay here still & keep on dancing,
Though your friends think that it's ghey.
And you can dance.
(Stupide!)*

You should go really soon now,
Or they'll kick your butt in the hood.
Or you could act real bright, and not get in a fight
And surprise 'em all by dancing good

I say, you could go to a madhouse,
For dancing like a moron.
And no matter how hard you may try to escape,
You won't escape unless you're James Bond.

I say, you can dance, you can dance,
You can dance out of control.
You can dance, you can dance,
You're dancing worse than Bob Dole.
You can dance, you can dance,
But please do not take off your pants.
You can dance, you can dance,
No one else is takin' a chance.

It's the Moron Dance!
Oh, it's the Moron Dance!
Yes, it's the Moron Dance!

M…
O…
R…
O…
N…
Moron…
Dance!

You can dance like a moron,
You've got much time to be had.
But if you should abuse it, then we're gonna lose it
And we'll beat you up so bad.

I say, you can dance like a moron,
You can make all your friends cry.
'Cause your friends can dance & since you can't dance,
They're gonna wonder why.

I say, you can dance, you can dance,
You can dance out of control.
You can dance, you can dance,
You're dancing worse than Bob Dole.
You can dance, you can dance,
But please do not take off your pants.
You can dance, you can dance,
No one else is takin' a chance.

It's the Moron Dance!
Oh, it's the Moron Dance!
Yes, it's the Moron Dance!
Hey, it's the Moron Dance!
Yikes, it's the Moron Dance!
My, it's the Moron Dance!
Yo, it's the Moron Dance!
Sir, it's the Moron Dance!
Ma'am, it's the Moron Dance!
Shoot, it's the Moron Dance!
Freeze, it's the Moron Dance!
There, it's the Moron Dance!
*-Stupide is French for stupid.

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Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Some funny lines, Dylan...but you could've stretched the idea a bit further with more jokes. Good effort. 544
Jake - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Better luck next time, dude.
Scout - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this a song for Poophead, Dylan? I like it! -your brother

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