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Song Parodies -> "The Safest Dunce"

Original Song Title:

"The Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"The Safest Dunce"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You are dunce,being punished,you just leave your friends behind
But your friends,no chance,they don't stand a chance
Well they're are no friends of mine
Well,being dunce is not annoying,in a place where they will never find
And you can act like you were from out of this world
And you're wasting too much time
Being dunce (a disgrace)

Being dunce was pathetic,like playing with your food
Even though it's wrong,like a worse cover song
Just your attitude
We can't stand you anymore,your grace is not a will
You can still act rude,think it's cool to be crude
What an imbecile
Being dunce,being dunce,everything's under control
Being dunce,being dunce,driving them up the wall
Being dunce,being dunce,you are not a packing a punch
Being dunce,being dunce,think you can lose your lunch
Safest dunce
Just the safest dunce
Not the safest dunce

You are dunce,you're a class clown,in school you're wasting time
Forget an "excuse me",move on to "abuse me"
Everything should work out right
You are dunce,being punished,you just leave your friends behind
But your friends,no chance,they don't stand a chance
Well they're are no friends of mine
Being dunce,being dunce,everything's under control
Being dunce,being dunce,driving them up the wall
Being dunce,being dunce,you are not a packing a punch
Being dunce,being dunce,think you can lose your lunch
Safest dunce
Just the safest dunce
Not the safest dunce
Still the safest dunce
Who's the safest dunce
You're the safest dunce
Just the safest dunce
Not the safest dunce
Still the safest dunce
Who's the safest dunce
You're the safest dunce
Just the safest dunce

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Mr. F - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
X-Box can suck it! 1z.

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