Song Parodies -> Uruk-Hai
| Original Song Title: | "The Safety Dance" |
| Original Performer: | Men Without Hats |
| Parody Song Title: | "Uruk-Hai" |
| Parody Written by: | Timothy M. Patishnock |
The hyphens in-between the words help me with pacing, beat, and rythm. The underscores are meant to help with particular breathing paces, as well as helping with recovering from long-winded syllables.
Ahh...
We-can-fight-for-the-Dark-Lord
We-can-see-with-Sauron's Eye
'Cause-we-orcs-are-freaks, with-very-few peaks
Only-pain-is our battle cry
I-say
We-can mass for battles
Marching in armored lines
An'-we'll storm all across the vast Middle Earth,
Leaving blood and broken lives
An' we can fight
Ahhh...
We can fight where_ we-want'to
The-night-is-dark,_ an'-so-am-I
An'-we-dress-real-neat, from our armor-to-our-feet
'Cause-we're-Sauruman's-Uruk-Hai!
We-made-a-pact-with'tha-devil
'Cause-we're-bound-to-our-leader's-will
An'-when-we-all-just-swarm
It's-totally-the-"norm"
We-were-bred-to-maim'n-kill
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-armie's-the-cullah'a-night
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-teeth'll-give'ya-fright
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Armed-with-cheap-swords
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-technologies-nails'an-boards
Ahhh...
We-can-fight-for-the-Dark-Lord
We-can-see-with-Sauron's Eye
'Cause-we-orcs-are-freaks, with-very-few peaks
Only-pain-is our battle cry
I-say
We-can mass for battles
Marching in armored lines
An'-we'll storm all across the vast Middle Earth,
Leaving blood and broken lives
An' we can fight
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-armie's-the-cullah'a-night
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-teeth'll-give'ya-fright
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Armed-with-cheap-swords
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-technologies-nails'an-boards
It's the-Uruk-Hai!
Jus'-flee,-it's the Uruk-Hai!
Oh, no! It's the Uruk-Hai!
We-can-fight-for-the-Dark-Lord
We-can-see-with-Sauron's Eye
'Cause-we-orcs-are-freaks, with-very-few peaks
Only-pain-is our battle cry
I-say
We-can mass for battles
Marching in armored lines
An'-we'll storm all across the vast Middle Earth,
Leaving blood and broken lives
An' we can fight
Ahhh...
We can fight where_ we-want'to
The-night-is-dark,_ an'-so-am-I
An'-we-dress-real-neat, from our armor-to-our-feet
'Cause-we're-Sauruman's-Uruk-Hai!
We-made-a-pact-with'tha-devil
'Cause-we're-bound-to-our-leader's-will
An'-when-we-all-just-swarm
It's-totally-the-"norm"
We-were-bred-to-maim'n-kill
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-armie's-the-cullah'a-night
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-teeth'll-give'ya-fright
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Armed-with-cheap-swords
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-technologies-nails'an-boards
Ahhh...
We-can-fight-for-the-Dark-Lord
We-can-see-with-Sauron's Eye
'Cause-we-orcs-are-freaks, with-very-few peaks
Only-pain-is our battle cry
I-say
We-can mass for battles
Marching in armored lines
An'-we'll storm all across the vast Middle Earth,
Leaving blood and broken lives
An' we can fight
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-armie's-the-cullah'a-night
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-teeth'll-give'ya-fright
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Armed-with-cheap-swords
We-can-fight, We-can-fight
Our-technologies-nails'an-boards
It's the-Uruk-Hai!
Jus'-flee,-it's the Uruk-Hai!
Oh, no! It's the Uruk-Hai!
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I gotta say that it couldn't have been an easy song to parody...and you did a cracker jack job of it! 5s!
This may come as a shock, but I'm going to have to agree with Arwen on this one. Great job!
A clever take on the battle scenes in the books, with a song most people wouldn't have thought to choose for a Tolkien parody: if there were an "Originality" category I'd give four 5's here, but you'll have to settle for three of them.
Good one!
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