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Song Parodies -> "Arwen's Pout"

Original Song Title:

"Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"Arwen's Pout"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

A-a-a-a
R-r-r-r
Double-double-double-double
Yoo-yoo-yoo-yoo
E-e-e-e
N-n-n-n
Arwen's ... POUT!

She can pout if she wants to
Purse her lips and blow your mind
'Cause when her lips pout, you better watch out,
It's an, Elf-Pout sublime

I say, she can pout where she wants to
In any place she has a mind
And she can act like she comes from Lord Of The Rings
And her fantasy's no crime

And she can pout!

She can pout if she wants to
Stick her tongue out, maybe smile
'Cause her friends don't mind and since they don't mind
She'll do it anytime

I say, she can pout where she wants to
Her face is a real clever mask
And she can pout mighty pouts from out of this world
In her poutness we all bask

And she can pout!

POUT!

She can pout when she wants to
The night is young and so is she
And she can dress real neat from her hat to her feet
And surprise 'em with pouticity

Say, she can pout if she wants to
If she don't nobody will
And she can act real cool and totally aloof
And she can call you an imbecile

I say
She can pout
She can pout
Everything's in her control

She can pout
She can pout
She's doin' it scold-to-scold

She can pout
She can pout
Everybody look at your gout

She can pout
She can pout
Everybody's lovin' her pout

Arwen's pout
Is it Arwen's pout?
Is it Arwen's pout?

A-a-a-a
R-r-r-r
Double-double-double-double
Yoo-yoo-yoo-yoo
E-e-e-e
N-n-n-n
Arwen's ... POUT!

She can pout if she wants to
She's got every right to fight
As long as she'll abuse us, never gonna lose us,
Everything'll work out right

She can pout if she wants to
Purse her lips and blow your mind
'Cause when her lips pout, you better watch out,
It's an, Elf-Pout sublime


I say
She can pout
She can pout
Everything's in her control

She can pout
She can pout
She's doin' it scold-to-scold

She can pout
She can pout
Everybody look at your gout

She can pout
She can pout
Everybody's lovin' her pout

Is it Arwen's pout? Oh is it Arwen's pout?
Is it Arwen's pout? Oh is it Arwen's pout?
Is it Arwen's pout? Oh is it Arwen's pout?
Is it Arwen's pout? Oh is it Arwen's pout?
Is it Arwen's pout? Oh is it Arwen's pout?
Is it Arwen's pout? Oh is it Arwen's pout?
IS IT ARWEN'S POUT ?!?!?!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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Ashkicksass - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe I got here first. I love Arwen, and I love this! Especially "pouticity." LOL!
Arwen - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
It's kind of like...how do I comment on this and have people take me seriously? I am perhaps the most biased person in the world...but I don't care how valid people think that I'm full of it...

THIS ROCKS MY SOCKS! So good, Johnny. I'm SO flattered...thank you!!!

5s...(as if you were wondering)
Apricot - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good.... 5-4-5.
alvin rhodes - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this fine tribute should make her stop pouting...at least for a little while...5s
Michael Pacholek - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pout... pout... let it all out... these are the things we write these songs about, come on...
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This litle tribute should give her one less thing to pout about...fives all round!
Serafina - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good! 5-5-5. :-)
Johnny D - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody!

Ashkicksass: We ALL love our Arwen!

Arwen: We ALL love you...and especially your lovely bias! ;-D

Apricot: Hey, I can feel the love, thanks! ;-)

Alvin: Gee whiz, I hope not! j/k

Michael: And as songs about Immortal Elven Princess's pouts go, this is bigger than most (MP, you and I have GOT to come up with a NEW in-joke one of these days).

Ingeborg: Thanks! Over on TOTTM, she gets plenty to pout about!

Serafina: Glad you liked it!
Arwen - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I just re-read my comment...and I think I forgot to put half of it in. I meant to say..."but I don't care how valid people think my opinion is on this topic...or if they think that I'm full of it..."

Whoops!
Jeff Reuben - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent (loved the original song too)
Johnny D - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff, and (again) Arwen! ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
The original must be one of the strangest hit songs ever. 555.
Johnny D - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You can say that again, Peter! Thank you!
Apricot - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Feeling the love? *hearty laugh*

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