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Song Parodies -> "EM Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"Land Down Under"

Original Performer:

Men at Work

Parody Song Title:

"EM Vampire"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is one of the highest levels of Nazi technology that remains shrouded in mystery after 66 years. During the chaos of 1945, the SS stored classified files and technology in underground bunkers and in the Reich Chancellery which they then flooded with water to either destroy the files or protect the technology. This was accomplished with an electromagnetic security field called the Energetischen Kaefig (Energy Cage) later being referred to as the EM Vampire after the Russian military and E German Army divers attempted to locate hidden Reich assets and technology. When they dove into the black water down to the lower levels they were under attack by an unseen force that drove them to the surface quickly. Their faces were disfigured in horrible contorted fashion and they almost died at the scene. They seldom recovered, their minds wiped by the energy field in the water. The Russians later sent down robots to explore but these lost all power and ceased to function. The divers were also prematurely aged and many died afterwards, the EM Vampire zero-point energy literally drawing the life out of them in minutes. This device was found in the Stasi files and was re-classified. All information comes from Dr. Axel Stoll and his book, "High Technology in the Third Reich"... very scary stuff...
Moving in a SdKfz (251)
Into battle, loaded full of Nazis
We met a blonde lady, she was armed SS
She led us to a hidden fortress
And she stressed,

"Beware of the EM Vampire
Where death follows those that plunder
Can you hear, can you hear flood water?
You better pray, stay away from the water"

Stocking ammo with a man in Berlin
He was fighting the Red Hoard of Stalin
We said, "Have you heard of EM cage?"
He just frowned and pointed to the Reich Chancellery
And he said,

"Beware of the EM Vampire
Where death follows those that plunder
Can you hear, can you hear flood water?
You better pray, stay away from the water"

German hidden technology!!!
With a strict role, and not much time to stay
I said to the man, "Are you trying to prevent me
from entering to take inventory?"
And he said,

"Beware of the EM Vampire
Where death follows those that plunder
Can you hear, can you hear flood water?
You better pray, stay away from the water"

Water.. (dark water)

"Be scared of the EM Vampire
Where death follows those that plunder
Can you hear, can you hear flood water?
You better pray, stay away from the water"

"Be scared of the EM Vampire
Where death follows those that plunder
Can you hear, can you hear flood water?
You better pray, stay away from the water"

Water... (dark water)

"Be scared of the EM Vampire
Where death follows those that plunder
Can you hear, can you hear flood water?
You better pray, stay away from the water"

[Fades Out]

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WCJ - August 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Very interesting! I did a parody of this based on the first two Mad Max films, but the pacing was way off, since then, I corrected it, and might resubmit it later. But great job with this Rob! :-) 5's!
Patrick - August 24, 2011 - Report this comment
The Nazis were even scarier than I ever realized. There is nothing worse than a weapon that keeps on killing after the war is over.
Rob Arndt - August 24, 2011 - Report this comment
The SS wanted quantities of poisoned Vodka for the Reds, but there was no capability in 1945. Blonde Valkyrie got poison from SS-facilitated chemists and poisoned them a few at a time. This was postwar but she was active. Worst left overs are mines and the Soviets during their Afghan invasion and occupation for a decade dropped "toy" mines for the kids, which is disgusting. Mil-24s would distribute them- the opposite of the Berlin Air Lift famous "Candy Bombers" the German children awaited!!!
Porfle Popnecker - August 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Sounds like it would make a great horror movie.

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