Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Why Can't I Pee Now"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Men at Work

Parody Song Title:

"Why Can't I Pee Now"

Parody Written by:

Gary Lewis

The Lyrics

Drink lots of water, coffee and tea
My bladder fills
Feels like I have to pee

Rush to the bathroom I have to go
Drip, drip, drip
It’s flowing awful slow

Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now

Go to the doctor ask him
Why can’t I pee
He said, drop your drawers
Well just have to see
Then he snaps on a rubber glove
Say’s bend over
Give’s me one finger love

Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now

He said my prostate has grown in size
It’s not uncommon
In us older guys
Prescribes a pill, he says take once a day
This should make
Your problem go away

I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now

After taking the pill a week
I know it works
Cause I can’t stop the leak
Now when I go out drinking with my friends
I’m the one wearing the Depends

I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 1
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   2
 1
 1
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Timmy1000 - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny and sad on this one.
Stan Hall - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Prostate work here ... ... uh, I mean first rate.
Christie Marie M - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well written! Ode to anuria, total loss of urination! 555 for medical care!!
Red Ant - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Didn't check it to TOS, but it paces to my memory and is pretty funny, so 5s for you.
Carrie - July 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I need this already recorded with music. So funny!!
Peewee - July 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Hurrah for diuretics!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/menatwork65.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1082