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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fart Out Loud"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry Out Loud"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melissa Manchester

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fart Out Loud"

Parody Written by:

Joe Haynes

The Lyrics

Yes, I am a celiac sufferer. Here is my ode to falling off the gluten wagon.
Eating broccoli and cheese will make you bloat
But you chase it down with a six pack of Budweiser
Then you head off in the car for an ice cream float
But that just adds a little fuel to the fire
You think you’re fooling everyone, it’s not true
Eating that makes explosive poo

Don’t fart out loud
Just keep it inside, try not to express your feelings
Your guts will growl
But if it comes out, remember to just blame the dog

Celiac disease can really get you down
Watching everyone eat bread can make you bitter
But you know with just one bite the damage will be done
Spending precious time just clogging up the shitter
There’s just no way around it, it will pass
Gluten gives me really nasty gas- Pull my finger

Don’t fart out loud
Just keep it inside, try not to express your feelings
Your guts will growl
But if it comes out, remember to just blame the dog

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Dave W. - March 31, 2015 - Report this comment
There's quiet an air about him

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