-> "The Occupation"
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The Occupation (let's begin)
The Occupation (premise thin)
We have a mission to make oil flow (flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right
We're gonna make them see the light
And make an offer that they can't refuse (That Arabs just can't refuse)
Love us, don't be boring
Love us, I'm the man
A fact you're ignoring
It's better you're raped by our troops than Saddam (Oy gevalt!)
The Occupation (what a show!)
The Occupation (Here we go!)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away
But the occupation's here and it's here to stay!
"I was dancing at a wedding. I was minding my own busines.
I was watching the new groom with his young lass.
Then these planes they came right over and I tried to run for cover
and they shot a guided missile up my ass.
Is that considerate, is that polite?
And not a tube of preparation H in sight!"
"I'm in my subdivision, when I'm carted off to prison and suddenly inside those nasty walls.
I went through so much pain there, when this guy his hame is Graner he started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh the agony! Ooh the shame!
To make my privates public for a game"
The Occupation (what a show)
The Occupation (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we go away
But the Occupation's here and it's here to-
"Hey Georgie Dubya, what do you say"
"I just got back from that Abu Ghraib"
"Abu Ghraib? What's an Abur Ghraib?"
"It's things you oughn't to ghrab but you bhrab anyway"
Will you give in? "No, no, no no"
Will you love us? "No, no, no, no"
Let us win "No, no, no no"
Will you say yes? "No, no, no no"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please"
I just want peace, with them on their knees!
"Hey Georgie Dubya, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play. Just bomb someone, invade their soil"
"Who knows George, you might win some oil!"
"How we doin' any profits today"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay"
"They've got Halliburton, and television.
Nothing is working, call the UN!"
The Occupation, what a show.
The Occupation, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you muslims, Arabs too
We got some news for all of yous
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Occupation's here and it's here to stay!
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