-> "Grease Sells (And We're Buying)"
Original Song Title:
"Peace Sells"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Grease Sells (And We're Buying)"
The Lyrics
What’s there to eat?
Some leftover Cod
Long John Silver’s okay
What’s there to eat?
A bucket of chicken
Kentucky Fried is damn good food
What’s there to eat?
I just want a burger and fries
Wendy’s gives you the finger too
And what’s there to eat?
Brain freeze and frozen chills
Dairy Queen’s my hope!
Yum!
I go to Arby’s
Once there I wait in line
My order’s right this time?
What’s there to eat?
Won’t go to Denny’s
I get sick when I eat at Denny’s
What’s there to eat?
A Subway’s fine
The low fat kind
What’s there to eat?
When I’m searching the whole Airport
There’s the Great American Bagel
Order something!
We’re a… Growing people!
Right?!
If there’s Chipotle
I’m set to burst inside
But I keep on growing wide
[Guitar solo as you wait in the Drive-Thru]
Can you soak my fries in grease?
Grease…
Grease sells!
Grease…
Grease sells!!!!
Grease sells
And we’re buying!
Grease sells
We’re deep-frying!
Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!
(As you choke down the fast food play another guitar solo)
Grease sells
And we’re trying!!!
Grease sells
And we’re dining!!!
Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!
Grease sells
And we’re dieing!!!
Grease sells
We add cyan!!!
Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!
Grease sells
With rings onion!!!
Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!
Grease sells
No denying!!!
Yum!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!!!!
Grease Sells!!!!!
Grease Sells!!!!
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