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Song Parodies -> "I'll Eat The Buffet For Both Of Us"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Love Her For Both Of Us"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meatloaf

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Eat The Buffet For Both Of Us"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

I can't stand your winging no more
The way you’ve had a plate of rice, but feel bloated like a pig
you refuse to go up anymore
you say your trousers are to tight and your stomach is to big

And I'll sit closer to the food than any other man
And you know that what I'm saying is true
ill have a pancake roll, some sea weed and some barbecued ribs
And eat and eat until i cant really move

there make me pay the price - this dinners for 2
there make me pay the price - this dinners for 2

But if you give me your plate, while you stare with disgust
then forgive me for the rest of the night
ill eat the buffet for both of us
I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width
ill eat the buffet for both of us
I'm gonna eat and eat and eat until they ask me to leave

I'll let you starve like a fool while i dine at the rising sun
you turned away the prawn toast, but your’l be starving when the night is done
I'll let you starve like a fool while i dine at the rising sun
You turned away prawn toast, but your’l be starving when the night is done
You gotta give me your plate while i just
eat the buffet for both of us

You can't have your plate anymore
You had a chance, but you blew it, and you'll never get it back
and i even asked you if you were sure
you refused a sticky rib while i sat and ate a rack

And I'll sit closer to the food than any other man
And you know that what I'm saying is true
ill have a pancake roll, some sea weed and some barbecued ribs
And eat and eat until i cant really move

there make me pay the price - this dinners for 2
there make me pay the price - this dinners for 2

But if you give me your plate, while you stare with disgust
then forgive me for the rest of the night
ill eat the buffet for both of us
I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width
ill eat the buffet for both of us
I'm gonna eat and eat and eat until they ask me to leave

I'll let you starve like a fool while i dine at the rising sun
you turned away the prawn toast, but your’l be starving when the night is done
I'll let you starve like a fool while i dine at the rising sun
You turned away prawn toast, but your’l be starving when the night is done
You gotta give me your plate while i just
eat the buffet for both of us



appetite is tightening', and my bed is calling
I can hear her crying looking depraved
And like a bolt of lightning, i have hit the wall!
but there coming from the kitchen bringing more food in trays


I never wanted to take away your grub
Until I saw the kung po pork had been glazed
I always new self control was a bugger
but there coming from the kitchen bringing more food in trays
coming from the kitchen bringing more food in trays
There ain't no holding me down!

I'll let you starve like a fool while i dine at the rising sun
you turned away the prawn toast, but your’l be starving when the night is done
I'll let you starve like a fool while i dine at the rising sun
You turned away prawn toast, but your’l be starving when the night is done
You gotta give me your plate while i just
eat the buffet for both of us

ill eat the buffet for both of us, ill eat the buffet for both of us

ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)

ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)

ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)
ill eat the buffet for both of us
(I'm gonna stuff my face until i almost double in width)



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