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Song Parodies -> "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad (Toy Story edition)"

Original Song Title:

"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meatloaf

Parody Song Title:

"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad (Toy Story edition)"

Parody Written by:

Toy Story Nut

The Lyrics

Woody you can complain all night
But that aint getting you nowhere.
You’ve tried to beat Buzz but you possibly can’t.
Just accept that Buzz is the favourite now.
And maybe you can try to fight.
But thatll never change the way things are now.
The toys really think that Buzz is the cool guy.
I wish you wouldn’t make such a deal out of it.

You’re just a doll, you’re just a doll.
Sure you’re Andy’s old favourite, but you’re just a cowboy doll.
But now there’s Buzz, who’s better than you.
But you’ve been cold to Buzz, how could you.
You should be ashamed of what you’ve done.

And all I can do is keep on telling you
Andy likes you
He needs you.
But -- there aint no way you’re ever gonna beat Buzz
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad

Sure you’re a cowboy, but you’ve got just a pull string.
And sure you’re an old favourite, but you’ll die out fast.
I know you’re jealous because everyone thinks Buzz rocks.
But there ain’t no way you’re ever going to be welcome back into Andy’s toybox.

I cant lie
I cant tell you that you’re smart cuz you’re not.
No matter how hard you try.
You’ll never be able
To do just anything.
anything that will make you better than Buzz.

You were the only one toy that Andy ever loved
And that was so many years ago
And though I know you’re trying to get back into his heart.
But now Andy prefers our space friend Buzz.
Ooh I know
I remember how he used to play with you all the time.
But then later he left you asside and choose to play with Buzz.
And though you plead and beg to get Andy to like you again.
I doubt that you’ll ever suceeed, no you won’t.

And Now I’m telling you.
Now I’m telling you.
Now I’m telling you.
Andy likes you
He needs you.
But there aint no way you’re ever gonna beat Buzz.
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad
Andy likes you
He needs you
But there aint no way you’re ever gonna beat Buzz.,
Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad
Dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad

Woody you can complain all night
But that aint getting you nowhere.

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