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Song Parodies -> "I Will Do Everything For God"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Do Anything For Love."

Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Do Everything For God"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Lee

The Lyrics

A song from the Play I wrote and had performed at Washington State University. Oh and I am black for those thinking a am some racist jerk.
And I will do everything for God I'll send Jesus to hell on smack

I will do everything for God , even if it has two last two acts

But you'll never forgive yourself if you Jews Go all the way its gay

I can do everything for God but I wont act black no I wont act black

everything for God, I can do everything for God

I can do everything for God, but I wont act black no I wont act black

Sometimes the tortures easy and some days we play like gods

Sometimes we cut off there balls and those are the times I living in

I love when were using fire and or freeze them in carbonite

Some days we're doing stuff I never seen before or will again

I know I sound crazy because that's the thing I do

We shouldn't be rash folks, we got to think what would Jesus do

As longs as we have the weapons as long as we have the time

As long as there face is turning blue you said it I'll do it

I will do everything for God I'll even say he's using Crack



I will do everything for God so give them all their chicken back


you'll never forgive yourself if you Jews Go all the way its gay

I will do everything for God Oh yes I'll do everything for God
I will do everything for God, I wont act black, not even Iraqi

Chorus
I will do everything for God even if it sounds slightly odd
But I just wont act black
(repeats 3x)

(Solo)


Sometimes I make more violence and sometimes I take there soul

All times I pray to Gods for sexy women with larger holes

Somedays my wife has feeling sometimes she a asshole

Some times the bitch is evil and that's when I start crushing skulls

and maybe Im horny and pain is what I seek

torturing sick orphans now that's true comedy

As long as the sun is turning and so what my crotch is burning
AS long as my mom knows I am cool don't say that im stupid


I can do everything for God if it makes you blue then go eat shat

I will do everything for God the real script had me painted black

But I think will do it better then any other country can do, good jew

I will do everything for God Oh yes I'll do everything for God
I will do everything for God, I wont act black, not even in Iraq
I will do everything for God even if it sounds slightly odd
But I just wont act black
(repeats 7x)
(Chorus come on with mas props of all sorts of items)

And I'll never stop spanking it to the thought of a new wife hooray

I will do everything for God Oh yes I'll do everything for God
I will do everything for God, I wont act black, not even in Iraq

[Girl:] Can we beat him up and keep him down
Can we string him up in front of the god damn town
Can we make his wounds buff out and swoll


[Boy:] Its still sounds too black


girl)Can we give him pain for his blasphemous life

Can civilize this torture go from black to white
Find a person who can withstand it all

[Boy:] Its still sounds too black yep still too balck

[Girl:]
Can we drill to holes in his blasphemous hands

Can we put him on a cross up high so we please the fans

Can I take his liver or kidneys home
[Boy:]
I'll think about that oh no it just sounds to black

[Girl?
Can we hit him with every weapon that we got
?
Can we wash his wounds in alcohol so it burns a lot

Whip him to the skins off the bone

[Boy!
Now that don't sound black oh yeah well that's that

[Girl:] You know in a while that he is the Jews king
He has turned down Mary and shes touched everyone's thing
That's when I know a person is way wrong


[Boy:] whys this song about black can you just splain that

[Girl:]
I think you're just a big coward in town
If we were in germany this place would burn down
And soon the man will be pulling us round

[Boy:[well just say were black would he just buy that!

I will do everything for God Oh yes I'll do everything for God

I will do everything for God, but I won't act black, not even in Iraq
The play was called Passion Of the Musicals and it did well. had alot of protesting as well. Can be see at www.airbuckdan.com

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