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Song Parodies -> "Family Bowl"

Original Song Title:

"Honkytonk Man"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"Family Bowl"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Froula

The Lyrics

Another song about the Family Bowl
I've been here five times
In November Oh-Seven
And I always dreamed it
Was a little slice of Heaven
Felt like I was playing
For Strike Number Eleven
Well, I guess I was just too damn wrong

I got the opens
And I lost the game
Who knows how I could be strong?
But I've got my shoes on
I'm ready to go
All the way to the Family Bowl

All the way to the Family Bowl
And I'll get past the odds
And win as a whole
It's the best old painkiller
Since Two-Double-Oh
All the way to the Family Bowl

I miss that striker
And you miss him too
But there's not a hell
Of a lot I can do
But cling to the big ball
Until the game here is through
And the game here can only last for so long

You be my partner
I'll bowl the ball
Even if just for a while
I've still got my shoes on
I'm ready to go
All the way to the Family Bowl

All the way to the Family Bowl
And I'll get past the odds
And win as a whole
It's the best old painkiller
Since Two-Double-Oh
All the way to the Family Bowl

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Guy - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
A bowled parody that strikes well although no side SPLITer. I had some spare time so I pinned it onto my screen as my computer opened it a frame at a time. I'll give it a turkey plus two since no one commented or voted on it all day and I like Marty Robbins` tunes..

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