Song Parodies -> Tell Me On the Subway
| Original Song Title: | "Tell Me On a Sunday" |
| Original Performer: | Marti Webb/Andrew Lloyd Webber |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tell Me On the Subway" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
This was a great, if little known album from Webb and Webber. I figure if nothing else, I won't be accused of stealing ideas from you guys in the 200+ club.
Don't write me bad songs
When you want to split
Don't send flowers, don't talk nice
When you take a shower
You're suddenly not right for me
Let's go to someplace that crawls with disease
Tell me on the subway, please
Don't leave me garbage
To remind me of our love
Don't put razors down your pants
When it's time to break up
Let's not stay here
With the bugs and beer
Let's go find a bum that's covered in fleas
Tell me on the subway, please
It wasn't bad
The fights we had
Always stayed together
The blood and spit
While making it
All dressed up in leather
Don't say you're sorry
You don't know the word
Don't leave me a goodbye note
Swastikas remind me
You were the date
I love to hate
Since our love was based on punk rock and sleaze
Tell me on the subway, please
When you want to split
Don't send flowers, don't talk nice
When you take a shower
You're suddenly not right for me
Let's go to someplace that crawls with disease
Tell me on the subway, please
Don't leave me garbage
To remind me of our love
Don't put razors down your pants
When it's time to break up
Let's not stay here
With the bugs and beer
Let's go find a bum that's covered in fleas
Tell me on the subway, please
It wasn't bad
The fights we had
Always stayed together
The blood and spit
While making it
All dressed up in leather
Don't say you're sorry
You don't know the word
Don't leave me a goodbye note
Swastikas remind me
You were the date
I love to hate
Since our love was based on punk rock and sleaze
Tell me on the subway, please
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