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Song Parodies -> "Vestigial Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Vestigial Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From Wiki: A vestigial twin is a rare form of conjoined (Siamese) twinning or more accurately, of parasitic twinning, where the parasitic 'twin' is so malformed and incomplete that it typically consists entirely of extra limbs or organs. This phenomenon occurs when a fertilized ovum or partially formed embryo splits incompletely. The result can be anything from two whole people joined by a bit of skin (conjoined / Siamese twins), to one person with extra body parts belonging to the vestigial twin. Most vestigial limbs are non-functional, and although they may have bones, muscles and nerve endings, they are not under the control of the host. The possession of six or more digits on the hands and feet (polydactyly) usually has a genetic or chromosomal cause, and is not a case of vestigial twinning. In this case, the vestigial twin lives!!!
Some girls do breed, most boys spill seed, both give DNA
But sometimes when an ovum splits, it does so in-com-plete-ly
Some born (Conjoined) Siamese, held by skin so tight (A sight)
And then there's this “other thing” that didn't come out right

'Cause we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl
Docs know that we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl

Despite abhorrance, intertwined organs, twin head entity
I've seemed to raise some interest due to physiology
My host cries and oft-denies, that she wants me cut away (Thus slain)
But the surgeons can't risk our organs, so forked off her neck I stay

'Cause we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl
Docs know that we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl

Living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl
Docs know that we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl

Living in an embryonic world (That's normal)
Living in an embryonic world
Living in an embryonic world (That's normal)
Living in an embryonic world

My host is glum as yet we grow, and that's all right, you see
Abnormality has made her rich from our deformity!!!

'Cause we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl
Docs know that we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl

Living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl
Docs know that we are living in an embryonic world
And I am a vestigial girl

In this surreal, this surreal, this surreal, this surreal freakshow!

Living in an embryonic world (That's normal)
Living in an embryonic world
Living in an embryonic world (That's normal)
Living in an embryonic world
Living in an embryonic world (That's normal)
Living in an embryonic world
Living in an embryonic world (That's normal)
Living in an embryonic world

People stare at us and hurl, and hurl, and hurl...

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Rob Arndt - August 07, 2014 - Report this comment
V1L3 error: should start: Some born freaky- Siamesey... sorry, but no reason for 111 bomb. Besides, who else here is gonna ever use the word vistigial here but me??? Others are venereal and ethereal...

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