Livin' in the bathroom stalls
Sees graffiti on the walls
Scurries out and runs into the street
The cheese looks pretty yummy
Enough to fill its poor tummy
It's on a mouse trap

Small mouse, eating food off of the street
Small mouse, eating food off of the

He's just a poor little mouse
Why would you set up a mouse trap?
And it lives in a tiny house
And Mum says it can't live in the basement with me
'Cause a mess is not allowed

Small mouse, eating food off of the street
Small mouse, eating food off of the
Something tells me I can't fit in its home

Lives in this tiny hole
At the bottom of the wall
Animals are stereotypes too
You know, like Tom and Jerry
Most mice weigh a ton
And they eat cats!

Small mouse, eating food off of the street
Small mouse, eating food off of the

I remember way back when
When the mouse was so cute and then
It would make this really cute face
Such a cutie mouse!
I remember the games we played
Breaking my back picking up its waste
Ok, that one got a little out of hand

Livin' in the bathroom stalls
Sees graffiti on the walls
Scurries out and runs into the street
The cheese looks pretty yummy
Enough to fill its poor tummy
It's on a mouse trap

Small mouse, eating food off of the street
Small mouse eating food off of the

Small mouse, I took it with me to sleep
Small mouse, eating food off of the street

Small mouse, now it has no place to sleep
Small mouse, eating food off of the street