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Song Parodies -> "My Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Our House"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madness

Parody Song Title:

"My Mouse"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Had a pet mouse as a kid. First pet loss...
Was a kid who bought a pet
But could not get a dog or cat
Got a rodent of nightmares
Sister saw it and did scream
It was shaking and did pee
Made squeaking sounds

My mouse, liked cheese to eat
That, and a lot of other treats

My mouse was never loud
Mostly napping in a box
That I found around the house
A little chum to have around
Chewed on cardboard, tore it down
Got lost, but was found

My mouse, he used to squeak
My mouse, ran the wheel like a freak
(His little heart did beat)

My mouse, performed some feats
(Climbing obstacles for you)
(Up the tree like big cats do)
My mouse, a rodent all liked to meet

Was a kid who bought a pet
But could not get a dog or cat
Got a rodent of nightmares
Sister saw it and did scream
It was shaking and did pee
Made squeaking sounds

My mouse, liked cheese to eat
That, and a lot of other treats

My mouse was never loud
Mostly napping in a box
That I found around the house
A little chum to have around
Chewed on cardboard, tore it down
Got lost, but was found

My mouse, he used to squeak
My mouse, ran the wheel like a freak
(His little heart did beat)

My mouse, performed some feats
(Climbing obstacles for you)
(Up the tree like big cats do)
My mouse, a rodent all liked to meet

My mouse was named Wilbur
He was small and had black fur
His cage was very full
His shavings, made a mess
Had to dump the sh-t and piss
Every Sunday

My mouse, liked cheese to eat
That, and a lot of other treats

I remember way back then when
Mice made real good pets
Very cheap, not hard to find
Such happy times
That mouse was mine
And I remember how we'd play
Simply play the day away
Would could I say?
Nothing would come between us
Except school hours...

Was a kid who bought a pet
But could not get a dog or cat
Got a rodent of nightmares
Sister saw it and did scream
It was shaking and did pee
Made squeaking sounds

My mouse, bought him- he was cheap
My mouse, at table sat with me
My mouse, liked to eat cheese
That, and a lot of other treats
My mouse, forever I would keep
My mouse, was found dead in my sheets
Was shocked, cried myself to sleep
My mouse, performed many feats
My mouse, without him incomplete...

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Jonathan - March 05, 2018 - Report this comment
I've had bad experiences with mice. had to replace furniture, found holes in bags of food, etc. sounds like your pet mouse was a little more well-behaved, though. and I can certainly understand the pain of losing a pet.
Rob Arndt - March 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Had him for a pet when I was little. He lasted a year or so...

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