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Song Parodies -> "Whore House"

Original Song Title:

"Our House"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madness

Parody Song Title:

"Whore House"

Parody Written by:

Austin

The Lyrics

funny song i thought of one day
WHORE HOUSE
Austin

Whore house, in the middle of the street
Whore house, where you'll find ...

Father needs a young woman in a dress
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The whores are walking up on street corners
whores are screwing in their sleep
Most men have got a whore to keep
They can't hang around

Whore house, in the middle of the street
Whore house, in the middle of our ...

Whore house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our whores, they're so house-proud
Nothing ever slows them down
And a mess is not allowed

Whore house, in the middle of our street
Whore house, in the middle of our ...

Whore house, where you'll find Betty on her knees
Whore house, where you'll find your ...
Something tells you that you've got to get real close to it

Father gets up out of bed
He says he had a good time
Then she turns her face to red
She sends him off with kiss
She's the one he's going to miss
In lots of ways

Whore house, where you'll find Jena on her knees
Whore house, where you'll find Miley on her knees
Whore house, where you'll find Lindsay on her knees
Whore house, where you'll find your ...

I remember way back then when everything was good and when
We would have such a very good time such a fine time
Such a happy time
And I remember how we'd play simply waste the day away
Then we'd say nothing would come between us two screwers

Father needs a young woman in a dress
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The whores are walking up on street corners
whores are screwing in their sleep
Most men have got a whore to keep
They can't hang around

Whore house, in the middle of the street
Whore house, where you'll find Gena on here knees

Whore house, in the middle of the street
Whore house, in the middle of the ...

Whore house, was our castle and our keep
Whore house, where, you'll find Miley on her knees

Whore house, that was where we came to scream
Whore house, was where she came to eat ice cream

Whore house, where you'll find Betty on her knees
Whore house, where you'll find your ...

Whore house, in the middle of the street
Whore house, was a castle and a.

something tells you that youve got to get real close to it

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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UnKnownVO - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, . . . this just might be a better plan, than seeing them out at night roaming the ~EL Camino Real~ . . .
Dakota(Mr. Hammy) - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved it it would have been beter if u used the same name throught out, but i give it a 5 out of 5

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