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Song Parodies -> "Like a 7th Grader"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Like a 7th Grader"

Parody Written by:

Christine G.

The Lyrics

Its about how life sucks in Middle School
I made it through 7th grade
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how much school sucks
untill Middle School

I was the the freak of the week
Barley passed my final English Exam
And now I'm trying to avoid
Yea Im tring to avoid
Being held back in school

Like a 7th grader (Hey!)
Into Middle School for the very first time
Like a 7th grader
Just trying
to get my locker open in time

Crushes make you give your hearts out to boys
Thinking about your first date in class
Then the teacher calls on you
And you got to think fast

(old teacher voice):

"Now Miss Christine you tell me
What was the cause of the Civial Rights movement?
When was the war of 1812 and
Why did the Colnies
throw a fit?"


Like a 7th grader (Hey!)
Into Middle School for the very first time
Like a 7th grader
Just trying
To say the answers in time

Please no detention!
Please no detention!

Well school's out- free at last!
Too bad summers soon gonna pass
But at least I'll be an eigth grader
At least I'll be an eigth grader
And I get to harrass
This past sixth grade class!

Like a 7th grader
Into Middle School for the very first time
Like a 7th grader
Moved into 8th grade...
And now the school is mine!

Like a 7th grader, ooh, ooh
Like a 7th grader
PMS dosent mix this time
With cliques, and hard math, all the locker combos....

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Life Sucks
When your a 7th grader
in Middle school for the fisrt time

I know many middle schools start at 5th grade, mine happend to start a 7th, so dont rat me on that!

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Total Votes: 14

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