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Song Parodies -> "Turn Me Boozed"

Original Song Title:

"Turn Me Loose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Loverboy

Parody Song Title:

"Turn Me Boozed"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Are there Buds to drink? Are there Millers to sip?
Don't wanna just give no lip
I gotta do it my way, or no way at all.

And I was here to please, I'm beggin on my knees
I wanted a glass of bourbon please
I gotta do it my way, or no way at all.

Or maybe just of shot
Of your lousy scotch
But I hardly cared 'bout Cuervo a lot
I better want it my way, or no way at all.

Well do you have some rum
With the face of Henry Morgan?
If so, I wanted to gulp it down... baby,
Or no way at all

So why don't you turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed
I gotta do it my way, or no way at all
So why don't you turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed
I gotta do it my way, I'm getting high

I'm here to please, still beggin' on my knees,
So give me some Absolut please
I gotta do it my way, I gotta do it my way

Or if I really need
A Keystone indeed
Or a root beer, golly
Don't have to have it your way, I'll be drunk some way

So why don't you turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed
I gotta do it my way, or no way at all
So why don't you turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed
I gotta do it my way, I'm getting high

So why don't you turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed
I gotta do it my way, or no way at all
So why don't you turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed
I gotta do it my way, I'm getting high

Turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed
Turn me boozed, turn me boozed, turn me boozed

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