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Song Parodies -> "Just A Noose"

Original Song Title:

"Turn Me Loose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Loverboy

Parody Song Title:

"Just A Noose"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Now presenting to Talladega Speedway, Jussie Smollett 2.0. My follow-up to the song End Of Career. This was going to happen. Enjoy.
(Instrumental intro)

(Verse 1)
I was made to race
I was made for speed
A NASCAR racer with unique breed
I wanna get attention
I’m Bubba Wallace

(Verse 2)
And my sponsors are tagged
Logos show that I’m swagged
Reaching poll position I’ve “knot” bragged
I wanna get attention
Like Jussie Smollett

(Verse 3)
But then back in the pit
I could “knot” acquit
Hate got me all lit
They gave me my attention
I’m Bubba Wallace

(Bridge 1)
So brought in the FBI
FBI had no proof
I’ll go to XINN and CRYYYYYYY with lies*
Like Jussie Smollett

(Chorus)
Got freaked out it’s just a noose
Just a noose
Just a noose
To open the garage door
And get to your car
Freaked out it’s just a noose
Just a noose
Just a noose
To open the garage door
I’m gonna lie

(Instrumental)

(Verse 4)
Flag on my face
BLM now deface
Honour lap so the sport will embrace
Our culture will bend the knee
Our culture will bend the knee

(Bridge 2)
This is a fedral crime
Won’t see any hard time
No reason or rhyme
I wanna get attention
My job has retention

(Chorus)

Ooh, yeah

(Guitar solo)

(Chorus 2)
Got freaked out it’s just a noose
Just a noose
Just a noose
To open the garage door
And get to your car
Freaked out it’s just a noose
Just a noose
Just a noose
To open the garage door
To open the garage door

Freaked out it’s just a noose
Just a noose
Just a noose
To open the garage door
I’m gonna lie

(Outro)
Just a noose (x7)
* = Callback to CML. Thanks fam. Come get me cancel culture. Enjoy getting triggered.

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