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Song Parodies -> "Hit Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Good Girl"

Original Performer:

Lisa Whelchel

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody inspired by the film "Kick-Ass". Several mods to OS lyrics for continuity :)
She's in her fighting gear
In disguise, wears a little girl's dress
Silencer, quieting
Kills the lobby crew, leaves a bloody mess
"Dear daughter learn to take a round
Kevlar vest won‘t let you down"
Superhero is your fate
Fighting crime, it just can’t wait!

Anticipate!!!

She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
Her butterfly blade leaves the perps in tatters
Guns and grenades leave rooms blood-splattered
She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
Her father sends her out on many missions
Takes out the targets worth hittin’

No kiddin’!!!

Fights as a team or on her own
Loads another submachine gun mag
Father taught her to be bold
Criminals end up stuffed into bodybags
And they say crime sure does pay
Hit Girl doesn’t see it that way
11 year old with a grudge to bear
She loves to kill and isn’t scared

Beware!!!

Her father was strapped to the floor
He was burned but she kept control
"It was my daddy's war"
Nightvision on as she kills them all
Assault on a fortress? Suicide!
But she’s going to the top
She’s going to go right through them
One-by-one she’s gonna pick ‘em off
But suddenly she’s all alone
The boss man ready to break bones
Just then an unfamiliar sound
Boss man stops, then turns around

Kick-Ass’ jetpack with Gatlin’s mow ’em down!!!
Hit Girl safe and sound… rebounds!!!

She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
Her butterfly blade leaves the perps in tatters
Guns and grenades leave rooms blood-splattered
She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
She’s a Hit Girl (fightin‘ in a bad world)
Her father sends her out on many missions
Takes out the targets worth hittin’

She’s a Hit Girl!!!
(Fightin' in a bad world)
Chloe Moretz as Hit Girl in "Kick-Ass": http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Hit-Girl.jpg

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Porfle Popnecker - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Great tribute to one of my favorite fictional characters ever. Hoping they'll do "Kick-Ass 2" with Chloe returning as an older Hit Girl.
Rob Arndt - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
There are comics for "Kick-Ass 2" as well as "Hit Girl #1" that just appeared in June. I prefer Assassin Song of "Epic Kill" for the comics...

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