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Song Parodies -> "Sad Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Good Girl"

Original Performer:

Lisa Whelchel

Parody Song Title:

"Sad Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My tribute to Marvel's conflicted Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff) who is the mutant daughter of Magneto and a powerful Nexus Being who can wield magical powers and see endless probablities. She can be a powerful asset to the Avengers when using her powers for good to fight evil with her Hex-bolts and ability to manipulate matter. But she can also side with destructive mutants and be swayed by her father. She is in crisis- torn between two different roles. Conflicted and tormented...
Wanda was born in fear
Fear of Magnus was mother’s distress
Born a mutant being
Learns about magic powers she does possess
A Witch that wears a Scarlet crown
When in action chaos abounds
Can determine outcomes and fate
Alters reality- no debate

She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
Sees probabilities, controls matter
Leaves enemies confused and scattered
She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
Joined the Avengers, fought on many missions
Fell in love with robot Vision

Nexus Being on her own
Finds out Magneto is her dad
That puts her life on hold
Her loyalty is challenged- makes her very sad
Avengers worry she’ll be swayed
Mutants see it another way
Both sides want her here and there
A broken heart, she’s in despair

Inside herself she often wars
Sometimes a mutant out of control
“Why must life be so hard?”
Often assuming different roles
But the Avengers are always by her side
And that makes her feel on top
Her hexes used for good then
Enables her to wield magic non-stop
And yet inside she’s still alone
Earth and Cosmos, finds no home
A solution cannot be found
A Witch that wears a Scarlet crown

She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
Sees probabilities, controls matter
Leaves enemies confused and scattered
She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
She’s a sad girl (within her own world)
Joined the Avengers, fought on many missions
Fell in love with robot Vision

She’s a sad girl
Living in many worlds
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/97/Scarlet_Witch.jpg/250px-Scarlet_Witch.jpg

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Porfle Popnecker - July 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one! I remember a multi-issue Avengers saga back in the 70s when Scarlet Witch ended up being the ultimate heroine of the story. Sort of out-of-left-field. Too bad it was drawn by one of their worst artists, Don Heck I think.
Rob Arndt - July 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle, I'm trying to reach 100 Superheroes and am really close now :)

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