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Song Parodies -> "Bad Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Good Girl"

Original Performer:

Lisa Whelchel

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Lisa Whelchel was Blair Warner on the TV series "The Facts of Life". But she also was a Christian singer who did a single album in 1984. I have taken her Christian song "Good Girl" and turned it around by using Black Widow of the Avengers ;-D
Fitted with her best gear
Electrostatic rings on her wrists
Martial arts is her thing
Surely, Black Widow can tangle with the best
Avenger, she stands out in a crowd
Wherever trouble can be found
The guys all ask her "want to date?"
But she’s a loner-they can wait…

Has an eye for Cap as mate!

She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
Defeating foes is all that matters
Cold War assassin leaves bodies scattered
She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
Always carried-out every mission
Torture? She never asked permission

She's got an AK to load
Inserts another 30 round mag
It’s ready to unload
Crimson rain falls as each body is tagged
Black Widow always gets her way
Always lives to fight another day
Her enemies caught unaware
Watch her body fly through the air

Agility and so much more
She’s got you in a strangle hold
"Never can go too far"
She’s a strong female who’s always bold
About your fate she will decide
While engaged she never stops
Enjoys causing so much mayhem
It really pisses the bad guys off
With the Avengers she’s not alone
But somehow sneaks off on her own
But Cap knows where she can be found
Busy taking villains down!

Natasha makes Cap proud!

She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
Defeating foes is all that matters
Cold War assassin leaves bodies scattered
She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
She’s a bad girl (why be a good girl)
Always carried-out every mission
Torture? She never asked permission

She’s a bad girl!!!

And Cap likes it!!!
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Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I used to buy Black Widow comics but not for the stories!
Rob Arndt - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle :) Black Widow is awesome!!!

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