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Song Parodies -> "They Poo They Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Say You,Say Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lionel Ritchie

Parody Song Title:

"They Poo They Pee"

Parody Written by:

Kev O'Keefe

The Lyrics

This parody jumps ahead in time in each verse, the perspective changes in the third, hopes it doesn't confuse anyone. Also it got a bit darker then i wanted to go, but such is the nature of the beast, eh?
They poo, they pee
Spray sh*t in floor hallways
Splats kaka, way it you'd see
They poo, they pee
They quit? No never
Messily!

I heard a scream
It was a "ma come" scream
Mother in the stark
obeying my dame i did embark
And what they played was a masquerade
From behind the walls of doubt
A voice was crying out!

They poo, they pee
Spray sh*t in floor hallways
Splats kaka, way it you'd see
They poo, they pee
They quit? No never
Messily!

As I slowly frown life's done succumb to my age
Screams the hardest. Stings, it's 2072
Orderlies hands subdue
Combat yelping planned
No one who comprehend
Then now steal my cost pay
Behooves got somewhere to decay
I'll show you,

May poo, may pee
May sh*t in floor hallways
Splats kaka, way it you'd see
Mayy poo, May pee
May quit.. No never
Messily!

Though your life, it ends the cancer
Although
'Shell, she consoles,curled we're romancing
Must the time us dwelling two
It's prime to start conceiving
Oh, yes
Conceive twins due to her
Two sure are whining far

They poo, they pee
Spray sh*t in floor hallways
Splats kaka, way it you'd see
They poo, they pee
They quit? No never
Messily!

They quit? No never
Messily!

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 17

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poop lump - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
this song is about poo and pee right? doesn't seem like it that much...cuz only the chorus is about it like what about the rest? LIKE WHAT THE FUDGEY POO!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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