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Song Parodies -> "Kallo"

Original Song Title:

"Hello"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lionel Richie

Parody Song Title:

"Kallo"

Parody Written by:

cigfairy

The Lyrics

Background to this one. I bought a jar of peanut butter that tasted rank. Complained to the manufacturer (in rhyme of course) and 9 months later, I received a reply back asking for me to return the jar for investigation. And my reply....
It's been alone with me
For a long time
This is extreme, it hit the skips
It's no longer mine
I sometimes thought that
I had been ignored

Kallo?
Is it my jar you're looking for?

I'm afraid I can't supply
I'm afraid I've said goodbye
To the jar that you wanted
Now it's somewhere crushed outside
It was recycled and took away
So I can't send it to you
It had started to smell so much
- I had to.

This singalong seems right to show I care
And tell you in a rhyme again
What such despair
I felt when my paste tasted so poor

Kallo?
I just had to let you know

Because the blunder in this jar
that I just couldn’t consume
Your Peanut Butter is the only
One I ever use.
Well it's time for a fresh start
I fear that I have to
And forget all that I've been through

Kallo?
It's my jar you're looking for

Yet I wonder where we are
And I wonder what you'll do
Will you send me through a refund?
Even though I have no proof
Farewell, now I must depart
And go and have a brew
But let me end by saying, I thank you
© cigfairy (who eventually got two free jars of peanut butter as a refund)

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