Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bratty Kids With Bursting Bladders (The Vacation Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Empty Chairs at Empty Tables (The Café Song)"

Original Performer:

Les Misérables Cast

Parody Song Title:

"Bratty Kids With Bursting Bladders (The Vacation Song)"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Despite whining kids, I could use a vacation. =)
There's a whine that can't be muted
Loudly going on and on
Bratty kids with bursting bladders
During traffic lines so long

Must not regret this vacation
Despite this damn traffic jam
Our water is slowly warming
And the snack foods have been slammed

From the car door to the car seat
They could feel their heads swaying
In tune with the cool summer wind
And I can feel it now
The very summer wind that blew
Became a huge thunderstorm
On the busy interstate at night

Oh dear kids, dear kids, stop bitching
We will get there soon enough
There's a whine that can't be muted
Loudly going on and on

Phantom road signs on the corner
Telling us where we must go
Bratty kids with bursting bladders
Who will rejoice in minutes

Oh dear kids, dear kids, stop whining
We are at a bathroom now
Bratty kids with bursting bladders
You'd better be happy now

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/lesmisrablescast0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 486