-> "Speaker of the House"
Original Song Title:
"Master of the House"
Parody Song Title:
"Speaker of the House"
The Lyrics
Pelosi
(While campaigning)
Welcome my friends
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Party in town
As for the rest
All of crooks
Culture of corruption
It’s all on the books
Seldom do you see
Honest girls like me
A gal without a scowl
Who’s content to be
Speaker of the House
Dolling out the smiles
Giving to the lazy
With open palm
Bring the troops home
End this stupid war
Americans appreciate a liberal
Glad to do a guy a favor
Doesn’t hurt me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price
Speaker of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve you
of a right or two
Watering the bills
Packing in the pork
Picking up their money
When they make too much
Everybody loves a Democrat
America’s one true friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus won’t I screw em in the end
Speaker of the house
Quick to catch your eye
Never wants passing tax
To pass her buy
Coddling the poor
Punishing the great
Comforter philosopher
And life long mate
All the children’s boon companion
Didja see me chaperone
But lock up all your money
Jesus won’t I tax you to the bone!
(after her election)
Enter you (republ)icans
Lay down your power
Give up your seats
And give me the gavel
(Take gavel from Hassert)
This was a ton
Powers a curse
But now we’ll strive to
Make it much worse
Now democrats rule
Now let out a sigh
Cause nothings gonna pass
Till I’m satisfied
Bills beyond compare
Bills beyond belief
Put them in the hopper
What a relief
Ban on the guns
Abortion on demand
Filling up the funding bills
For spinach land
Republicans are more than welcome
Committee chairs are occupied
Reasonable changes
Plus some little extras on the side
Subpoena Mrs. Meyers
And Condoleezza Rice
Subpoena Bush for stamping with his veto twice
Here a little bend
There a little break
Hurry up and fire them before it’s too late
When it comes to feigning scandals
There’s a lot tricks I know
How it all increases
All those bits and pieces
Jesus it’s amazing how it grows
Speaker of the house
Quick to catch your eye
Never wants passing tax
To pass her buy
Coddling the poor
Punishing the great
Comforter philosopher
And life long mate
All the children’s boon companion
God I hate talk radio
What a bunch of geezers
Jesus wish what they said wasn’t true
Hassert
I used to dream
I’d make this country great
But God almighty look what’s dropped onto our plate
Speaker of the house
Isn’t worth my spit
Comforter philosopher
And liberal twit
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks she’s quite a leader but
There’s not much there
What cruel mid-term election
Landed us with such a louse
God knows how we’ll last here
Living with this LIBERAL of the house
(Democrats)
Speaker of the house
(Hassert)
Speaker and a half!
(Democrats)
Comforter Philospher
(Hassert)
Don’t make me laugh
(Democrats)
Servant to the poor
Hero of the great
(Hassert)
Hypocrite, incompetent, constitution-hate
(democrats)
Everybody bless the Speaker
Everybody bless Hassert
Everybody raise a glass
(Teddy Kennedy raises a glass and falls over)
WOOOO
(Hassert)
Raise it up the Speakers arse
(Democrats)
Everybody raise a glass to the Speaker of the House
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