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Song Parodies -> "Christmas On Three Mile Island"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas On Christmas Island"

Original Performer:

Leon Redbone

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas On Three Mile Island"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This year marks the 30th anniversary of the Three Mile Island nuclear plant accident. The memory (and radiation count) lingers on.




How'd you like to spend Christmas on Three Mile Island?
How'd you like to a sled ride on the radioactive snow?
How'd you like to spend Christmas on Three Mile Island?
You won't Christmas candles to get your holdiay glow!

How'd you like to go ski in a protective lead suit?
And you kid will have six arms and a big webbed liver to boot!

If you ever spend Christmas on Three Mile Island
Oh your holiday is safe they say as Hanukkah in Beiruit.







They also invented a great winter outdoor activity...ice fission! ;)

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Timmy1000 - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Now there's an awful thought for the holidays. Well written parody though. I had never heard this song before, but found an Andrews Sisters version on YouTube. 555 anti-Rads for you
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks...I left out the word "take" in line 2. Sorry. ;D
Mark Scotti - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
A "glowing" holiday parody!!!
Jack Wilson - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Ever see the SNL parody of this where it was cuased by someone spilling Pepsi on a keyboard? LOL, I saw it on the season4 DVD
Fiddlegirl - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
You just radiate wit and humor, OMR! (LOL @ "ice fission") :D
AFW - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
A dark Christmas theme...unique
Old Man Ribber - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all...and Unobomber (Pacholek ?), where's your goddam ones? ;)
UnKnownVixen - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Santa Globalls . . . goLightly as you fly across the gloBal sky . .

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