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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Jew"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Your Man"

Original Performer:

Leonard Cohen

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Jew"

Parody Written by:

The Jewish doctor

The Lyrics

If you want a Rabbai
I'll go and pray for you
And if you want another kosher
I'll make a meal
If you want a star of David
Take my yellow one
Or if you want to strike like a g-d
Here is news
I'm a Jew

If you want a cantor
I will get my choir for you
And if you want a jewish doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want the Sabbath
Come on Saturday
Or if you want to take me for a rest
You know you can
I'm a Jew

Ah, the lamp's too bright
It's ever burning
The priest won't go to sleep
I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a naked woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you goy-boy
And I'd fall at g-d
And I'd howl at all might
Like Issac did
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm a Jew

And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the steps
I will cheer for you
And if you want to work the synagogue
I'll disappear for you
If you want a Rabbai for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the garden
I'm a Jew

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Total Votes: 1

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Aaerni - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a Jew? That's cool! So am I!

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