Song Parodies -> I Hate the New York Mets
| Original Song Title: | "God Bless the USA" |
| Original Performer: | Lee Greenwood |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Hate the New York Mets" |
| Parody Written by: | Freddie C. |
If tomorrow I went to the Bronx, I'd finally start to win
And I'd wear the famous pinstripes of the New York Yankees
I hate these stupid agents for putting me on this team
And all the time the players get booed
Cause they never play too well
And it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!
From the swamplands in New Jersey, to the legendary Bronx
Across the freaking diamond that has the biggest punks
From Brooklyn in the ghetto, to Manhattan and beyond
Well, this team will never, ever win, so I'll move the hell right on
Cause it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!
And it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!
And I'd wear the famous pinstripes of the New York Yankees
I hate these stupid agents for putting me on this team
And all the time the players get booed
Cause they never play too well
And it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!
From the swamplands in New Jersey, to the legendary Bronx
Across the freaking diamond that has the biggest punks
From Brooklyn in the ghetto, to Manhattan and beyond
Well, this team will never, ever win, so I'll move the hell right on
Cause it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!
And it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!
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Good trash song. Is there any team you like? I like to read parodys to "God Bless the USA.
Being from Chicago, I love the Cubs, and even though they lose a lot, there's never been a time that I regret being raised that way. In fact, I still believe that they will win a World Series someday.
If you truly believe the first verse, I refer you (shameless plug alert) to the following two parodies: "Come Here Armando" and "Go Away Armando." And if you truly believe the Cubs will win a World Series someday, I refer you to a good pharmacist.
Yall That song sucked..................................... (I HATE THE CHI CUBS) (NY METS RULE)
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