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Song Parodies -> "I Hate the New York Mets"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate the New York Mets"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

If tomorrow I went to the Bronx, I'd finally start to win
And I'd wear the famous pinstripes of the New York Yankees
I hate these stupid agents for putting me on this team
And all the time the players get booed
Cause they never play too well

And it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!

From the swamplands in New Jersey, to the legendary Bronx
Across the freaking diamond that has the biggest punks
From Brooklyn in the ghetto, to Manhattan and beyond
Well, this team will never, ever win, so I'll move the hell right on

Cause it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!

And it sucks to play for the New York Mets, whom nobody wants to see
I shall fire whoever sent me here, the biggest scums in Queens
And I sadly stand up next to you, who can't wait for the Nets
Cause there ain't no doubt I hate this team, I hate the New York Mets!

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Trojan Cat - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good trash song. Is there any team you like? I like to read parodys to "God Bless the USA.
Freddie C. - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Being from Chicago, I love the Cubs, and even though they lose a lot, there's never been a time that I regret being raised that way. In fact, I still believe that they will win a World Series someday.
Michael Pacholek - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
If you truly believe the first verse, I refer you (shameless plug alert) to the following two parodies: "Come Here Armando" and "Go Away Armando." And if you truly believe the Cubs will win a World Series someday, I refer you to a good pharmacist.
Goldberg247 - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yall That song sucked..................................... (I HATE THE CHI CUBS) (NY METS RULE)

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