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Song Parodies -> "God Bless the NRA"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"God Bless the NRA"

Parody Written by:

Fuzzbean

The Lyrics

To piss off the Democrats:
If Obama finally got his way, as he's wished for all his life
And took away all of our guns, just left me with a knife
I'd thank my lucky stars he didn't take my shovel first
'Cause I got me three good rifles, buried underneath the turf.

And I'm proud to join the NRA, where at least I show some spine
And I won't never let them bastards come take away what's mine
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend my rights today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love freedom... and my Bulgarian AK.

From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea
From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA
Well, they're buried in every in every American yard
So it's time to stand and say:

I'm proud to join the NRA, where at least I show some spine
And I won't never let them bastards come take away what's mine
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend my rights today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love freedom... and my Bulgarian AK.

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Rob Arndt - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice-555! One flaw with the Arsenal Bulgarian AK is the milled receiver which makes the rifle heavier and hotter than other E European AK family members, even though it generally has better accuracy. Most fought against in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, etc... are Yugoslav Zastava M70s. And next Gen AK-12 vs Nikonov An-94, the latter is superior and issued to the best Russian forces along with Ratnik supersoldier gear. FYI
Hopeful - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
After we beat all the swords into ploughshares, no one will give a flying bleep about sword technology. Isn't that why you wrote these lyrics?
Jonathan - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
if you really wanna tick off the democrats just tell them that our next president should be judged by more than whether or not they have ta-tas they'll flip! 455
Fuzzbean - March 16, 2016 - Report this comment
I generally spend more time trying to beat ploughshares into swords!
Hopeful - March 16, 2016 - Report this comment
That characterizes America today. Evangelicals who feel they have a contract with their creator to beat ploughshares into swords.
Rob Arndt - March 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Hopeful, stop trying to preach. In the OT YHWH commanded the Israelites to KILL every man, woman, child, even cattle of various people's that worshipped idols. Even Jesus' disciples carried swords as evidenced by what happened at Gethsemane. During the Millennial Rule after Armageddon, it says that Christ will rule the nations with a rod of iron and yet there will still be disobedience during that reign and after Satan and the demons are released from the Abyss after 1000 years they will raise a world Army to March against Jerusalem again!!! They will be destroyed and all evil dead of all time judged. True, everlasting peace will not begin until the New Heavens and New Earth. Perhaps you need to brush up on prophecy...
Holy Harry - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Praise be to Rob! The cherubim are cheering and the seraphim are singing. We are on a darkling plain where ignorant armies clash by night. That guy is crazier than I.
Patrick - March 20, 2016 - Report this comment
It is said that in the old USSR people didn't water their gardens, they oiled them.
Fuzzbean - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm agnostic bordering on atheist myself, but didn't Jesus say something like, "If you don't have a sword, trade your garment and get one"?
Rob Arndt - March 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Luke 22:36 NLT: "But now," he said, "take your money and a traveler's bag. And if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one! The disciples carried swords and money (managed by Judas- go figure!)

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