if tomorrow all 3 cents were gone that ive saved all my life
and i had to start again in just a bread box with my wife
i'd thank my fortune cookies to be out of here today
cuz the flag still stands for communism and they cant take that away

it sucks to be a chinaman
but at least we have slavery
and i wont forget the 1 cent i get paid to feed my poor family
and ill gladly stand up next to you and get my green card today
cuz there aint no doubt i hate this place
im jumpin a plane to the USA

from the cities of hong kong china
to the towns of bejing
across the plains of baghdad
from sea to crappy sea
from iraq down to iran
and isreal still today
theres money in one asian wallet and its time to stand and say

it sucks to be a chinaman
because we'reall wussies
and i wont forget the ones who died
trying to get money
and ill gladly stand up
next to you and jump a plane today
cuz there aint no doubt i hate this place
IM GOING TO THE U.S.A