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Song Parodies -> "Humphrey Bogart and Dennis Miller Go Camping"

Original Song Title:

"Self Control"

Original Performer:

Laurie Branigan

Parody Song Title:

"Humphrey Bogart and Dennis Miller Go Camping"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There is a tent in the forest, and already the trouble is starting.......
Humphrey Bogart: It is damp, it is chilled. And, this fish is not killed. Cause' this chump that went fishing, did not know what he's doing.
Dennis Miller: Pitched this tent, by myself. And I'm in perfect hell. Cause' this dork that is cooking, cannot do any pounding....

HB: You left the left the food.....right on the ground?
DM: What's with the food....what's with the food....on the ground?
HB: The bears will get.....the bears will eat....the food on the ground!
DM: The bears just ate.....the bears just ate! Our food off the ground...

HB: CHUMP!!! YOU'RE JUST A PANSY WHO IS DUMB!!!! You do not know any camping stuff so take your dumass home!
DM: DORK!!! GET YOUR LISPY MUG OUT OF MY FACE!!!! I pitched that tent by myself so you could paint your nails!......

Bogart: Alright! You asked for it!!!! (Punches Miller in the face).

DM: Oooooow (Pow!) OOOooooow (Pow!) OOOOOoooow (Pow!) Oooooow (Pow!) (Says OOOOOw four more times.)

HB: Punched that tard' in the mug! Now he lays in the mud! Cause' that tard' is to sassy and should not be so nasty.
DM: (Getting up). Where am I? What happened? Why am I bruised and bent? That mean dork is a moron, and I must get my pound on!

(Approaches Bogart).

DM: You went and went and punched me in the mouth!
HB: Oh-ho it's YOU.....OH-HO IT'S YOU! came back for more?
DM: Oh yes I have.....oh yes I have, came back for more!
HB: Well I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give you way much more....

(Lorne Michaels appears)

Lorne Michaels: STOP! Both of you must get along right now! Camping is for survival and you both must get along!
DM: LOOK! It's the stiff from NBC who cannot write! I had to write all of my own crap on your show so that I would not suck.....

Michaels and Bogart together: Lets get him!

Oooow (POW!) OOOW(POW!) OOOOW(POW!) OOOOW (POW!) (Says OOOw four more times. Finally Bogart sings: "You left the food on the ground" repeatedly while him and Michaels beat him to death.

This has been a Lauren Bacall multi-orgasmic production!

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Tim Hall - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant idea to combine Bogey and the smartass Dennis Miller.

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