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Song Parodies -> "O Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"O Superman"

Original Performer:

Laurie Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"O Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A little seasonal ditty for you lovers of the avant-garde.
[sampled loop: "Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho...."]

O Santa Claus. My judge
Have I been bad? Good or bad?
O Santa Claus. Oh fudge
Have I been bad? Good or bad? (ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho)

Hi, I'm not at the North Pole right now, but if you want some things for Christmas, you know what to do after the beep.
Hello? This is Mrs. Claus. I know you're there, you homewrecker.
Have you fed the reindeer?
Hello? This is Little Steven. I don't know if you're for real, but you know I'm for real.
And I've got a request for you.
How about some trains? (ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho)

So you better watch out. Better not cry
Better not pout. I'm telling you why.
Some toys to go, toys to go.

And I said, "Who is this really? Allen Funt?"
And he said,
"This is the man. Man on the sleigh
This is the man. Man on the sleigh" (ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho)

I want some trains
Some choo-choo trains
Made in America
Lionel or Tyco? And the voice said,

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
And he comes down the chimney
Like some sort of cat burglar

When the snow is gone
There's always the slush
And when the slush is gone
There's always ice
And when the ice is gone
It'll be spring
Oh Wow!

So get me, Mom
Some ant farms
So get me, Mom
One or two ant farms
An electrice shaver
A sub-atomic watch
(And an ant farm)

So get me, Mom
Some new ant farms
Those entymological farms
The mail-order farms
In your bulbous arms
(Merry Christmas)

Copyright 1991, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   11

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Melhi - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(Xmas) I'm one of those DKTOS's you were anticipating, but I love what you wrote! Hope you got that ant farm!
Stuart McArthur - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
a friend of mine brought Laurie out to Australia for a concert tour, and I went drinking with her after the show, which I'll never forget - she held 3000 people spellbound for her show which was just her talking about her thoughts on life....and this parody is absolutely hilarious when you imagine it up against the breathy OS - big 555 agri
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll trust Stu on the pacing and the rest I can judge as 5s for myself. :-)
Scathe - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(X-MAS)This was kind of cute.
Arwen - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know TOS, K1...=( But it was nicely written...=)
Arwen - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I totally am an idiot...I knew this was by Agri to begin with...sorry for typing K1...that'll teach me to have too many windows open at once!
Dave - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
It's crap. Was it written by a 5 year old??? If you find it funny, then you're pretty simple.
Red Ant - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3O) I remembered TOS from Scathe's "O Repoman" parody, but I watched the video you provided anyway. Cutting edge, yes, but that envelope sounds like it was chewed up by a paper shredder with worn-out blades... for over eight minutes, no less. Nice workin' in lines from "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town." Dave deserves a lump of crap in his stocking: I'm leaving you 5s.
Matthias - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
One of the most annoying OS's ever created, and I agree with Dave I hope he gets run over by a reindeer. 3 gift wrapped 5's for you my friend.
Matthias - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I mean, I hope that Dave gets run over by a reindeer, not that I agree with him. Don't you hate it when your fingers type faster than you think....
Below Average Dave - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Mattihas, great parody as always, sorry I'm delayed, I saw the name Dave in the latest comments, and anytime I see the name Dave in a negative light I check it out to defend myself, but alas, it wasn't me that the negative light was towards (wipes sweat off head):). . .555
Michael McVey - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
5's just for being able to work Allen Funt into this. Now I want you to look over there and smile....---MM
Agrimorfee - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the 555 Dave (I think!)
tomario - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
made me laugh (thats me simple eh dave!)great job 555
bobpiecheese - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3O) Loved the way you worked in bits of "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town". And I agree with with Matthias and Red Ant about Dave.
Stuart McArthur - January 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-O) phew, I nearly told the same Laurie Anderson story twice (how embarrassing) - I just love this OS, and it was clever how you weaved the other carol lyrics into its pacing Ag
The Charnstar - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC3 - Yeah, I had to download the OS, and it was alright... great parody... Santa Clause is a pretty cool guy 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3O) Agri, I Napstered the OS to get an idea of pacing...and this might just be the bizarrest OS ever parodied on this site. Kudos big-time for tackling it! O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh yeah, heres some 5s...;-)
Jack Wilson - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL loved it Agri, 5s
Johnny D - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment

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