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Song Parodies -> "Chiara"

Original Song Title:

"Gloria"

Original Performer:

Laura Branigan

Parody Song Title:

"Chiara"

Parody Written by:

Queenie AG

The Lyrics

This is a song for a show I'm creating. One of the main villains of the series is a serial killer named Chiara.
Chiara, you have gone insane now
Trying to kill somebody, who the hell hurt you?
I think you've got to get help, before you start to burn out
I think you're headed for the nut house, so be careful not to show it

You really don't understand, is it because you’re out of date
Is the accursed Satan calling, Chiara?
Chiara, don't you think you’re crazy?
If everybody loves you, why are you genocidal?
You don't have to answer
Leave Satan hanging on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Chiara
Chiara (Chiara), I think they got your IMEI (Chiara)
I think they got the alias (Chiara)
that you've been living under (Chiara)
You really don't understand, is it because you’re out of date
Is the accursed Satan, calling Chiara?

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Chiara, how's your victim gonna die
Will you stab her with your knife hand,
or will you throw her in the water
Will you ensure a quick and painless death, or will leave her to suffer
I see your personality slippin' away, don't believe it's comin' back soon

And you really don't understand, is it because you’re out of date
Is the accursed Satan, calling Chiara?
Chiara, don't you think you’re crazy?
If everybody loves you, why are you genocidal?
You don't have to answer
Leave Satan hanging on the line, oh-oh-oh, calling Chiara
Chiara (Chiara), I think they got your IMEI (Chiara)
I think they got the alias (Chiara)
that you've been living under (Chiara)
You really don't understand, is it because you’re out of date
Is the accursed Satan, calling Chiara?
(Chiara, Chiara, Chiara, Chiara, Chiara)
(Chiara, Chiara, Chiara, Chiara, Chiara)

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