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Song Parodies -> "Hernia"

Original Song Title:

"Gloria"

Original Performer:

Laura Branigan

Parody Song Title:

"Hernia"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Hey guys...these drugs they give you after surgery are...like...cool and stuff...
Hernia, you've made a little bump now
Been doing heavy lifting, I got a little lump now
I think I've got to slow down, before I start to blow it
I'm having stomach muscle breakdown, should be careful not to
show it

And I really can't remember, why the doc said 'take those off'?
And then 'turn your head and cough,'
for my hernia?

Hernia, no they don't sugar-coat 'em
'Cause if you think you got one, the doctor pokes you in the scrotum
At least it isn't cancer
Or a problem with my behind, no-no-no,
Just a hernia

Hernia (hernia), I think I made a blunder (hernia)
My doctors look like aliens (hernia) before they put me under (hernia)
And I really can't remember, did I surf a giant wave?
Is that why I'm half way shaved?
For my hernia

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, hernia, really hurts like hell now
Got painkillers on the main line...man, these drugs'll make you say
wow...
Take my dosage in the morning, take another in the afternoon
Feel my consciousness slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back
soon

And I really don't remember, why am I so high in bed?
Why the voices in my head?
....right, my hernia!

Hernia, no they don't sugar-coat 'em
'Cause if you think you got one, the doctor pokes you in the
SCROTUM!
At least it isn't cancer
Or a problem with my behind, no-no-no,
Just a hernia

Hernia (hernia), I think I made a blunder (hernia)
My doctors looked like aliens (hernia) before they put me under
(hernia)
And I really can't remember, did I surf a giant wave?
Is that why I'm half way shaved?
For my hernia

(Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia)
(Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia, Hernia) ...

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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Rice Cube - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, this is almost certainly the first time I've seen the word "scrotum" in a parody, and you used it twice. I think that deserves some praise. Get better soon!
Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny song!
Michael Pacholek - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, Hernia, the ancient Greek goddess of pain, how well I remember thee. A perfect score.
Billy Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
When were you in surgery Syncronos? Nice job on the parody, I hope youre ok...
Peregrin - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done Syncro!
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Didn't weired Al Yankovic have a parady called "Living with Hernia" which went to the tune of "Living in America"? Just be careful you're not ripping off paradies, Malcooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmm!

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