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Song Parodies -> "Forever Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Forever Young"

Original Performer:

Laura Branigan

Parody Song Title:

"Forever Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Donald lacks style and he even acts vile
Loves to debate and tells lies with a smile
Never his best, always acting his worst
His numbers surged, but now a drop

Talks like a thug, Presidential pretender
He has lots of power and he'll never surrender
Stinks like an armpit, just doesn't give a sh-t
A celebrity madman
"Loves" all the people he steamrollers
Praises all the victories he's won
Self-financing with his amassed fortune
The Media asks when will his run soon end?

Forever dumb
Trump remains forever dumb
Have some tact, try to get better
Yet so far... Ha! Never!

Forever dumb
With a message that's all wrong
Thinks he's tough and clever
He's bonkers, a disaster!

Makes accusations, but still takes the heat
Says nasty things off his Twitter feeds
Sooner or later he might just be gone
When he drops his last racist bomb
He's a celeb without a cause
Like Hitler, so far he's defied the odds
Media feeds off his eccentric run
But it won't last forever
They are wise to the games he plays
But he's fading in the deep debates
So many things he says cannot be true
Falling apart are his twisted views


He can't buy the nomination despite his massive funds

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Patrick - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
I am familiar with "Forever Young" by Bob Dylan (Joan Baez' version was better) and by the "accidental" copy by Rod Stewart. This is a new version I will have to look up some time.
Rob Arndt - November 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Laura Branigan is probably best known for "Gloria" but also "Forever Young", 'How am I Supposed to Live Without You'", 'Solitaire", and " Imagination ", from the Flashdance Soundtrack. Laura used to sing 'Forever Young" at her concerts and onstage TV performances, going into the audiences and having people sing with her. Was jealous of all the guys that got to kiss her! "Forever Young" is the first song I ever made out to in a car. And today, I still can't listen to "How am I Supposed to Live Without You" without tearing up. I loved Laura. She died of a brain aneurysm. Check out her videos on YouTube.

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