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Song Parodies -> "Scorpion"

Original Song Title:

"Gloria"

Original Performer:

Laura Branigan

Parody Song Title:

"Scorpion"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Scorpion
You've just took off your mask now
You're defeating somebody
By breathing fire somehow
Though you whipped out a kunai
Attached to a sturdy rope
That even most people can't deny
Though I know this isn't a joke
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Or in some cases, could be orange, Scorpion

Scorpion
Shaking up damnation
Since everybody saw you
Through the Mortal Kombat nation
You were still a ninja
Named after an animal
You were Scorpion

Scorpion
You couldn't act like Cyrax
You couldn't act like Sektor
Go 'head, sit back, and relax
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Even when your mask was off, Scorpion

Scorpion
You abilities are wild
Don't try to obey Shao Kahn!
You were so fierce, clever, and vile

Are you friends with somebody else
Like Sub-Zero's younger brother
You did once have a frankensteiner
Even Smoke was getting tougher
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Not red like good ol' Ermac, Scorpion

Scorpion
Burning sensation
That everybody saw you
Through the Mortal Kombat nation
You were still a ninja
Named after an animal
You were Scorpion

Scorpion
'cause you're not Noob Saibot
'cause you're not a Shokan
You don't look like a robot
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Not green like that evil Reptile, Scorpion

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Agrimorfee - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
A nearly perfect parody from you TSB is a shiny diamond in the rough. Nice substitutions for many of the rhymes, which were consistent. I don't follow Mortal Kombat, but I got interested and learned something about it in the process. Good job.
LilScorchedScorpio - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, orange is me, Sir, the color of a scorched Harvest Moon, I be .
Jason - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Well even a broken clock is right twice a day...

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