-> "Scorpion"
Original Song Title:
"Gloria"
Parody Song Title:
"Scorpion"
The Lyrics
Scorpion
You've just took off your mask now
You're defeating somebody
By breathing fire somehow
Though you whipped out a kunai
Attached to a sturdy rope
That even most people can't deny
Though I know this isn't a joke
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Or in some cases, could be orange, Scorpion
Scorpion
Shaking up damnation
Since everybody saw you
Through the Mortal Kombat nation
You were still a ninja
Named after an animal
You were Scorpion
Scorpion
You couldn't act like Cyrax
You couldn't act like Sektor
Go 'head, sit back, and relax
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Even when your mask was off, Scorpion
Scorpion
You abilities are wild
Don't try to obey Shao Kahn!
You were so fierce, clever, and vile
Are you friends with somebody else
Like Sub-Zero's younger brother
You did once have a frankensteiner
Even Smoke was getting tougher
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Not red like good ol' Ermac, Scorpion
Scorpion
Burning sensation
That everybody saw you
Through the Mortal Kombat nation
You were still a ninja
Named after an animal
You were Scorpion
Scorpion
'cause you're not Noob Saibot
'cause you're not a Shokan
You don't look like a robot
You're looking like Sub-Zero
But your costume is yellow
Not green like that evil Reptile, Scorpion
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